Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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