I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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