I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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