North Korea, Best Korea!
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
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Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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