so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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