He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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