i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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