how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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