Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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