You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Everything about him screamed your future.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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