but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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