I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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