the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
