So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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