You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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