So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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