Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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