Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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