when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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