she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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