He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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