dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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