I can text with my tongue
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Randomize
