This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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