Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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