Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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