he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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