Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??