the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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