I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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