Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
As shirtless as possible
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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