that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Randomize
