Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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