Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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