your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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