yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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