I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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