Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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