You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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