I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
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