no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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