Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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