if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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