You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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