im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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