How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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