I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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