I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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