What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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