You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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