I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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