I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
sex in a hospital.. check
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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